Dear Stephen Colbert
You were funny on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, but that is IT. Why you got your own show, I have no idea.
See, the thing with Stewart is.. he is funny but he is also extremely knowledgeable about politics and the like. You however, turn everything in to a joke until it feels like I’m watching a really shitty Ali G sketch.
Nothing you have ever done in movies has been funny either.
Now you’re on the cover of Sports Illustrated? Really SI? You thought this was a good idea. I haven’t read your magazine in ages because it wasn’t very good, and all this does is cement my point.