Specifically asshole pops… you are so far out of touch with reality you are a joke. I’m pretty sure you’d be awesome on that show with Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, even though you aren’t divorced (I would insert ‘yet’ here, but clearly the mom is equally as loony).
Your stunt was nothing more than that, a stunt. Because of this, you cost a family TWO YEARS worth of work. The crops that your stupid fuckin saucer landed in completely ruined their land because of all the emergency vehicles that had to drive through it. They are only able to harvest every two years, which means they’ll be waiting a long time to do THAT again.
I sincerely hope that the truth comes out, and they sue the shit out of you.