Oh Jessica…

So APPARENTLY, Jessica Simpson seen her dog get taken away by a coyote right in front of her. She has now taken to Twitter, the Internet, etc. in hopes of finding said dog. Ok.. thats the set-up, and allow me to preface this by saying I love dogs. They’re cute.

A) Where the FUCK was she that a coyote is walking right up to her?
B) Coyotes don’t pick dogs up and walk away. They kill and eat them on the spot.
C) If a coyote DID take your dog, no fucking missing dog signs is going to help.
D) I’m sorry Jessica, the dog is long gone.
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Posted on September 15, 2009, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Well , seeing as she has a crib around L.A. , I'm gonna go out on a tiny limb and say she lives in Beechwood Canyon or thereabouts. Coyotes roam there like coons in Canuckleland . But yeah , that puppy is either dinner or on the way to producing dog-wild dog hybrid what-the-fucks. If the coyote took off with it , I'm thinkin creepy concubine . Just sayin.

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