Donkey Punch

I have officially seen the worst movie of all time. We rented a couple movies the other night, and after watching The Last House on the Left (turned out to be one of my favourite horror movies) we got this piece of shit Donkey Punch.

If you don’t want a donkey punch is, I’m not going to explain it to you on this, but here’s a link. Click a your own discretion – it is sexual and it is vulgar. Donkey Punch.
The basic premise for this movie is three random girls going SOMEWHERE (it never really says) to do SOMETHING (they never really specify). Along the way they meet up with 4 random guys who apparently own a yacht and they take them aboard. Almost immediately upon getting on the boat it just turns in to some sort of drug fueled sex romp turned slasher flick.
I know what you’re thinking.. that sounds AWESOME! Well trust me, it’s NOT. The characters are all British, so with their accent/slang it’s almost impossible to distinguish what the hell they’re saying for 3/4 of the movie. The acting is terrible and the storyline is completely meaningless.
I frequently have those nights that I want to see a movie that’s so bad that it’s funny. This is so bad that its BAD. I don’t know how the fuck this got in to Sundance.
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Posted on September 2, 2009, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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