I’m sure we’ve all had this scenario in an online video game, chat site, poker room, and of course Twitter. You get into an argument with someone and they IMMEDIATELY threaten to fight you and kick your ass, even though they live on the next continent. They make sure to tell you things like “I’m a 4th degree black belt” “I own 10 guns” or “I’ve been a member of the crips since I was 10″. These people are also very proficient in lame your mom jokes from 15 years ago.
I feel so sorry for these people. If your life is so boring, uneventful and pathetic that you take pleasure in threatening people over the Internet, find a hobby, a job, or a noose.