I’m having a terrible time understanding this fucking thing. Is this even real or some sort of joke? It’s funny right off the bat when they describe Heidi as a ‘celebrity’ and it just goes downhill from there. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she looks like a fucking moron.
I truthfully don’t understand why whoever is behind this decision is still employed (assuming they are). Who’s bright fuckin idea was it to PAY this woman to perform this? If you are so broke this is the best you can do, skip the fuckin musical act.
Then again, I’m talking about her, which means she wins. Dammit